SCOTLAND GOES MAD
Is there no end to Nationalism? Nottingham may be next. We could split off from the county. Then my street can declare independence. I never liked the people in the nearby streets anyway. Then my road could follow. The residents aren't up to much. In fact now I think about it I could declare independence for my house. There's also a squirrel that visits the garden. Surely he shouldn't have to rely on me for nuts?