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30/8/2014

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
GOD GAVE MAN A PENIS AND A BRAIN. BUT ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME
ROBIN WILLIAMS
RIP
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Only in America

30/8/2014

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KILLERS GETTING YOUNGER
OOPS!  A NINE YOUR OLD GIRL HAS ACCIDENTLY KILLED HER WEAPON INSTRUCTOR. SHE LOST CONTROL OF THE HIGH POWERED MACHINE GUN WHEN IT RECOILED. LOOK OUT FOR A FIVE YEAR OLD PRANGING A TANK.  PRETTY SOON  A TWO YEAR OLD IS  GOING TO SCREW UP THE ARTILLERY. IS THERE A MORAL TO THIS SAD LITTLE TALE?  YOU BET!   DON'T LET A FOETUS ANYWHERE NEAR A GUIDED MISSILE.
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Eating People

24/8/2014

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POLICEMAN EATS BUSINESSMAN
A German Police officer has been accused of murdering a businessman he met on a website for cannibal fetishists. Prosecutors say Detlov Guenzel, 56, strangled and dismembered the victim at Guenzel's bed and breakfast hotel. There is no evidence he actually ate the victim. But to be on the safe side guests at the B&B threw up their packed lunches. Guenzel obviously is not French as he didn't make a sauce.
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Quote

24/8/2014

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
I'm on a whisky diet. Last week I lost three days

Tommy Cooper

Telegraph.co.uk
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Quote Again

12/8/2014

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Quote Of The Week
Lord Palmerston's last words.

"Die, my dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall do."

Daily Mail







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