QUOTE OF THE WEEK
GOD GAVE MAN A PENIS AND A BRAIN. BUT ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME
ROBIN WILLIAMS
RIP
QUOTE OF THE WEEK GOD GAVE MAN A PENIS AND A BRAIN. BUT ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME ROBIN WILLIAMS RIP
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KILLERS GETTING YOUNGER OOPS! A NINE YOUR OLD GIRL HAS ACCIDENTLY KILLED HER WEAPON INSTRUCTOR. SHE LOST CONTROL OF THE HIGH POWERED MACHINE GUN WHEN IT RECOILED. LOOK OUT FOR A FIVE YEAR OLD PRANGING A TANK. PRETTY SOON A TWO YEAR OLD IS GOING TO SCREW UP THE ARTILLERY. IS THERE A MORAL TO THIS SAD LITTLE TALE? YOU BET! DON'T LET A FOETUS ANYWHERE NEAR A GUIDED MISSILE.
POLICEMAN EATS BUSINESSMAN A German Police officer has been accused of murdering a businessman he met on a website for cannibal fetishists. Prosecutors say Detlov Guenzel, 56, strangled and dismembered the victim at Guenzel's bed and breakfast hotel. There is no evidence he actually ate the victim. But to be on the safe side guests at the B&B threw up their packed lunches. Guenzel obviously is not French as he didn't make a sauce.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK I'm on a whisky diet. Last week I lost three days Tommy Cooper Telegraph.co.uk
Quote Of The Week Lord Palmerston's last words.
"Die, my dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall do." Daily Mail |
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