BIG ROTHERHAM SHOCK
The National Crime Agency is to lead an investigation into child sexual abuse in Rotherham. But despite poring over a map of London they could not find it. Once they had located it there was a sudden outbreak in summer holidays, early retirements and sick leave. And you could not blame them. Even Jeffery Archer won't go there. He would prefer to go to Wormwood Scrubs. He always felt more comfortable with somewhere familiar. Nick Griffin, former leader of the BNP, also refused a ticket. He wanted to go to Nazi Germany but did not have a time travel permit. Who said there was never any good news?